HELLO INTERNET!!!

Hello internet!

Seems like everyone who has a vlog (a video blog if I’m not mistaken) refer to their viewers as “the internets” like it’s some sort of new collective pronoun.  Brush up on basic grammar people.  :D  And so like an enthusiastic and overbearing TV host I say to you: HELLLLOOOOO INTERNETS!!!

Anyway, I missed my blog.

How are you blog? I missed you. I surf the net most of the time but I never thought of giving you an update of all the crap that has happened. I’m telling you now, you didn’t miss anything. LOL Now that I have got all the time in the world and my training came to an end; it’s just me and you.  For starters, I think I may have resembled that of an android. A slave to the evil that is the worldwideweb.hahaha It’s my craving for information overload that got me screwed.  It’s so overwhelmingly addicting. So much so that I believe I may have had insomnia. I read stuff, watch videos, stalk (?) celebrity crushes and window shop for hours on end. And those social networks! I don’t understand why I want to keep track of the people on my network! And I don’t wanna start on those facebook  applications. I have a farm, an adopted Akita named Zoe, another pet named Turfie all dolled up and sporting the gladiator sandals, AND I have been bought and sold on this stupid FRIENDS FOR SALE! See, not much really.lol

Aside from that, what takes a big chunk of my surfing time is FASHION. I’m not really a fashionista but I would check out all these sites where I could see what the cool chicks in Hollywood are wearing. But of course, that designer handbag that Kate Bosworth is carrying probably costs more than your 6 months’ salary so there’s always this whole ensemble inspired by the outfit of the celeb for a quarter of the price. Nice. If I see something fancy like a luggage that I would love to carry during my dream vacation to Bali or those bags from the newest collection of Marc by Marc Jacobs, I compare prices at this fabulous site. They have all sorts of stuff even for the guys. You could find electronic gadgets, video games, backpacks for their trips and sports equipment too.

Next perpetrator would have to be youtube.com. Larry is to be blamed for this. He has been watching all these videos and I am not about to be left out! Thus, the reason for my tardiness during hospital duties. LOL Lately I have been following AfricanoBoi. He is sooo hilarious and ghetto. Check his vids especially on what he had to say  about Chris Brown’s appearance on Larry King. 

So many Larrys on this post.  Tsk.

So you see blog, it’s not much.

Have to go. Its 2am. You’re part of the internets now blog.