The Roach Update
February 6, 2009Ladies and Gentleman and fellow sissies, DERN the roach is D E A D.
Y E E E E S S S S S S S S S !!! 
Today is such a glorious event in the history of my life and I want to share this with those of you who will come across this post. I have endured living with siblings who are not only EXTREMELY annoying but also FILTHY as hell. I believe the term to describe them in Bisaya would be: SAMUKAN ug DAMAK.
Some of you might be thinking that this incident of my roach-adopting-brother is just some sort of story that I made up. But here is the PROOF.
But be forewarned. If you are very queasy and easily sickened by the sight of creepy crawlies, i suggest you navigate to abother page. 
But its not as bad as you think. I just thought it would be appropriate to warn you before you click that button.
MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE GLORIOUSLY DEAD D E R N!!!
When I asked Ken why Dern died, he said: “Wala niya nakaya ang isolation.” (He couldnt’ take the isolation.)
Well, now we know. NO ROACH IS AN ISLAND.
Yes. That is a Bible behind IT. (Ewan ko lang kung tanggap ang mga ipis sa langit.hahaha)
Take note: This area is their study table. See how dirty it is?
Now aren’t you glad that your room mate is not as FILTHY as my brothers?
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wahahahahaha! katuwa!
waaaaaaaaaa wahahahaaha wala akong masabiiii!! hurray dern was dead! nice kat haha waaaaaa super funny hahahaha!
LETS OFFER A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE GROSSEST CRAWLING LIFE FORM IN THE FACE OF THE EARTH. spell yuck! LOL
I miss your house and doray and albert. and the adobo and the dogs.
Posted by chocoloco at February 6, 2009, 7:26 pmmy bhauz way back in college was filthy as well..
pero naanad nako sa mga ok ok dadto..hahaa..
in fairness nalooy ko sa ok.ok..how sad..
Posted by vanvan at February 6, 2009, 8:12 pmthat’s good! i hate cock roach. they are all cocks. lol )
@big bad EJ: i have to deal with this kind of scenario everyday. Perti jud nako ngisi pag kakita nako namatay na Dern. ahahaha!
Posted by duberkat at February 7, 2009, 6:04 pm@yeine: alam kong matutuwa ka sa balita. haha
@choco: ning, lets bring back the old days… tambay napod ta diri. lets find some ipis. kung si vanvan pa, ok ok. hahaha
@vanvan: kaw na jud van. from all the guys na nag comment, kaw ra jud ang naluoy. bless your soul van. hahaha
@rica: bakit cocks ung ipis? hahaha
Posted by duberkat at February 7, 2009, 6:12 pm@ DUBERKAT (LOL) : Cge niiiing!!! when manta tambay? basta..akong sched from now on uhmm 11am - 1pm:Fin lessons; 2-4/5-7pm korean tutorial. Hmmm… Arasoh? LOL txta lng ko when ta tambay inu haws and wat tym…hehehe! (SAT SUN .. apil pa ba na xa sa semana? hahaha ..bored ko ana na adlawa…hehe) txttxt MISSyou ^_^
Posted by choco at February 7, 2009, 10:25 pmdead. shutay na te?! hehehehehe. may nalalaman pang isolation si ken.. hahaha
Posted by sway6teen at February 7, 2009, 10:45 pmWow, that’s kind of creepy But hey, huzzah, it’s dead! My roaches are friends, though. Oh and I finally have the Mico Suayan interview up.
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Hahaha! Now i can imagine your face as you first looked at this creature under that CD spindle. Paztilan. Kung ako pa jud dili lang Baygon akong ipasilit ana. Ambot na lamang!
I-ampo nato ang KALAG ni DERN. Wahahahahaha!
Posted by BIG.BAD.EJ at February 6, 2009, 2:44 pm