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my brother’s pet

February 2, 2009
I just came from my brother’s room and i have probably seen one of the most horrifying things ever. Sure, the room spells out chaos in every corner and that there is a huge population of microorganisms and critters lurking under the bed and their bathroom looks and smeels like a public toilet, but nothing prepared me for  what i have discovered. THEY HAVE BEEN KEEPING A FRIGGIN’ COCKROACH UNDER A TALL CD CASE! And it has been there for 2 days!!! A COCKROACH!!! And they even named it “Dern”. Ken, the youngest of our brood, told me he wanted to keep it to try to see how long it would take before the cockroach dies. *barf* I wished him luck on his objective an informed him that the species of “Dern” has survived even the most devastating explosion on the surface of the earth. Looks like it would take them some time to witness the bugger’s death. 
 
After i post this, Im going to secure a can of Baygon and my trusty tsinelas to squish that thing! I know there’s more where that came from. :)
 
 
Do you have a similar sibling like my brother? 
Does your brother adopt a pet cockroach?
and do you have Baygon? :D

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thats normal. *smirk* my monster brother used to feed the ANTS and play with them. very normal. I suggest you throw Dern away. It might mutate. eeew!
I want to have a pet elephant. Hmmm..is that petABLE? cereaLOLipuppy!!! :)

Posted by chocolco at February 3, 2009, 1:19 am

i thought you wanted an english bulldog? now you want an elephant? LOL si Jumbo na lang. He can fly. wheee!

Posted by duberkat at February 3, 2009, 1:34 pm

i don’t have a brother like him, nor does he keep creepy crawlers as a pet..but one thing’s for sure…

I HATE COCKROACH!!!

My number one fear of all time! Blame it all to my older brother who, based on what my mom told me, keeps on scaring me to that thing when I was a kid! Eeeew!! Super yucky! I wouldn’t be scared of them if they weren’t flying. They’re just the dirtiest creature EVER!! Yuck!

…i need to buy my BAYGON now!

Posted by purpleworm at February 3, 2009, 1:39 pm

whoa! hahaha ur bros are weird hahaha! that’s crazy hahaha! takot ako sa cockroach sabi ko nga sana wala n lang sila kasi daw sabi ng father ko ang laki laki ko daw hindi ko mapatay ang isang ipis. hindi ko rin kaya parang na-stunned ako msyado sa knila haha! i had a bad day pero when i read ur entry wahahahaha! super funny *praying* lord thank you po wala akong kapatid na lalaki harhar!

Posted by yeine at February 3, 2009, 4:59 pm

@purpleworm: you are not alone. cockroaches are on the top of my list of the most despised creatures next to the equally icky butiki. EEWNESS.

@yeine: swerte mo wala kang kapatid na creepy.hahaha im happy natuwa ka sa post ko. its funny though. who would have thought that a post about cockroaches could actually make you smile even on a bad day. :D

Posted by duberkat at February 3, 2009, 10:39 pm

I kept a dead skeleton of a rat in my room under CD cases for months. :D It’s part of being male. :)

Posted by Comicology at February 3, 2009, 11:46 pm

waaa, as in ipis talaga..naku!..
hahaha..
lahi ra jud..

agi ko..

Posted by vanvan at February 4, 2009, 8:19 pm

we have cockroaches at home but we never paid attention to them as a pet. holycow pusang gala, you’re brood is so AMAZING. I am scared of roaches, I mean Im really scared. I don’t even dare kill them using my tsinelas. I just spray it with baygon and yes we have baygon at home.. hehe.. I don’t want my tsinelas stained with roaches, can I have yours? LMAOcopterplane flight 911. haha

Posted by janus at February 5, 2009, 12:57 pm

nasa list ko yan spider and roaches hehe d ako makamove on sa entry na to hehe update na kat :D

Posted by yeine at February 6, 2009, 11:50 am

@vanvan: LAHI ra jud on so many levels. if you only knew. hahaha

@janus: you have a LOT of slippers noh. SQUISH roaches with your own tsinelas. hahaha

@yeine: patay na si dern. hahaha

Posted by duberkat at February 6, 2009, 1:28 pm

we have our trusty baygon ni luke. but not for the species of dern .. sa mga tubak ( lamigas) invaders kaayo sa kwarto.. pero isang baygon ka lng..
and yep naa ko kaila na laki kaayo pero ana sya ” ang uk-uk makabayot..

i am however not scared of them.. isang hampas la lng ng tsinelas ang that’s the end of it..

Posted by sway6teen at February 7, 2009, 10:40 pm

if ken wants to know how long a roach lasts, let him see www.discoverchannel.com There is a short clip of mythbusters trying to “kill”roaches in different manners. You’ll be shocked by their resilience. Roaches even come back from the dead. Eeeh ghad!

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