my 1st jeepney diary entry

A super late post but. . . what the heck. . .

location: inside a jeepney (of course.duh)

characters: girl 1: Ms. Autophile

                   girl 2:  Ms. Colorblind

                   Me: *yawn* the eavesdropping worn-out, broke-ass nurse

                  Others: i couldn’t care less.

Situation:

It was a lazy Wednesday. I just got off from duty and I had 30-45mins before my tutor with the most adorable obnoxious Korean boy I know. Since my co-trainees seemed to have been possessed by the spirit of a sloth, they decided to go home and sleep and bail out on our planned food trip. And so, I was left with no choice but to be early for my tutorial session. But to prolong the time I will get to my student’s house, I picked out a jeepney that is almost falling apart with an ancient driver whose maximum driving speed was 40km/h. There were four people inside the wagon, err…jeep.  An old lady with a staring problem, three boys talking endlessly about Dota, and these two loud college girls. Interesting.  I didn’t want to look at the old lady since she was still staring at me and I don’t want to deal with the Dota boys. So, I decided to waste my time trying to eavesdrop on the two ladies. I didn’t have to listen real close because they were loud enough that I could hear them even if I would put on a padded headphone.

Girl 1 looked like POKWANG. Don’t get me wrong, Pokwang is pretty….i think….for a drag queen. *sorry* She didn’t just look like her, she SOUNDS like her. She was talking about some boys in campus and their cars. Like how this guy she dated had an Expedition before and apparently, the guy bought another car…blah blah blah… The other girl, Ms. Colorblind, listened intently and contributed to the conversation as well with her own guy-i-dated-before-has-this-car saga. I could have called her MS. Autophile 2 but I was just so distracted by her outfit. Im not the most fashionable girl in the world but, WHO WEARS A PERRIWINKLE (that’s light purple for those of you who are color-challenged) WITH A NEON GREEN SKINNY JEANS???  Meh. *smirk*

I could not possibly remember the exact conversation but parts of it went something like this:

“mygaahhd. Carlo has a brand new ESPEDISHAUN!”  

 To which Colorblind would say:

“Talagaaa??? Diba he has a black Honda civic?

“Ayaw na daw niya so buy sha ng bago. Oh daba? Sayang lang may Gf na sha. Hated sundo jud ko Day!”

This was followed by an annoying cackle which made the old lady stare at them instead of me. Thank gawd.,

This whole incident took me back to my college days when one of my guy classmates told me a story about the time he tried to pick up a girl in a bar. When my friend asked for her digits (ha! Digits), she replied:

“MAY KOTSE KA BA?”

“No. Why?”

“Sorry. Im not giving my number”

OUCH.

now, Girls… “is your vajayjay a HIGHWAY?” hmmm? ;D